loss of brain mouth filter.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEYRE SICK OF “CALL ME MAYBE”

I’M JUST LIKE:

WHEN I’M STILL DRUNK AT BREAKFAST

THAT TIME I DATED A BRO

reblogging simply because my mom is an avid judge judy fan, and this is her all time favorite line.

BEING DRUNK IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

IN HIGH SCHOOL:

NOW:

WHEN MY BOYFRIEND INTRODUCED ME TO HIS EX

I WAS LIKE:

@iankley.

@iankley.

pizzamia:

killingwithmycamera:

Dead. I’m dead.

i can’t not laugh

DIA BETIS.

H0LL3R

TRYING TO LET A GUY KNOW I’M INTERESTED

SOBER:

DRUNK: